Oh, I wouldn't be dead. I just wouldn't be a super hero. I'd work in a moving company. I could do all of it myself. Easily lift any furniture, can use webbing to pad the fragile stuff, stick'em powers would prevent anything from slipping out of my hand, spider-sense would prevent me from running into anything... Or perhaps a junk disposal guy. Plenty of options that don't involve me fighting monsters, mobsters, and madmen.
That is something that's always bugged me about superhero comics. I get why Spider-Man does what he does but surely there's more money and less risk for a guy like the Spot if he just went into shipping.
Surely there's some rich asshole out there who would love to have the Rhino as a bodyguard. He's still likely to get in fights with superpeople but not as many as he would robbing banks.
Well, we do need someone to drive the trucks and vans as well as disassemble and reassemble items. I mean, I could do it, but in regards to the disassembling and reassembling, it would go much faster with multiple people. Speedy service is a plus, after all.
I remember seeing ads in the comics for these custom-order videos that would make your child *be* Spider-Man, and it looked like when Spider-Man took off his mask it would show their superimposed strangely oversized infant head.
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Date: 2022-12-15 10:57 pm (UTC)But for a lot of them it is about the money.
Surely there's some rich asshole out there who would love to have the Rhino as a bodyguard. He's still likely to get in fights with superpeople but not as many as he would robbing banks.
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Date: 2022-12-15 09:10 pm (UTC)But yeah, I'm sure I would have a hard time fighting supervillains. Dr. Decapus alone could kill me.
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