Hey look, it's good art in superhero comics, illustrating the kind of totalizing hackwork that associates the leverage of continuity with petty pedantry.
Sure hope the former doesn't end up giving the latter more of a reputation than it deserves, again.
And there I was half expecting it to be Old White Man.
... instead it's Alan Moore's writing. So, almost but not quite? It's... Old White Man's Fan!
This is, what, the... fourth, fifth being that's turned out to be Behind Everything All Along now? (also, quick question: Who's the shadowy one between SBP and Mister Mind?)
I don't recognize it but the shadowy one is in the Final Crisis spot so it would likely be something from there
EDIT: Just found this on the CBR forums: "I believe that that's the sentient form of the Anti-Life Equation that everyone ganged up on in Starlin's Cosmic Odyssey, a series that is mostly notable because it turned John Stewart into an emotional wreck for at least a decade."
I checked on the information in the edit and, yeah, it's the Anti-Life Entity from Cosmic Odyssey and was likely used for Final Crisis if not Cosmic Odyssey
Well, checking the Wikipedia, it says Starlin said in Death of the New Goods that the Source and the Anti-Life Equation / Entity helped cause Infinite Crisis by manipulating Alex Luthor (somehow).
Which I'm guessing is what that up there's going for?
Poor Darkseid. He thought he would be the main villain in the new up coming crisis, with controlling the darkness. Then the empty hand shows up and explain to darkseid that he is just a unwilling pawn in it master mind plan. Then proceeded to show Darkseid how insignificant he is compared to the empty hand.
From reading the full issue I got the distinct impression that the Great Darkness is less of a guy and more of a..thing, vaguely sapient but aware enough of Existence that it wants to destroy it. Kinda reminded me of The One Below All from Immortal Hulk, tho with each of its Hands having more agency than The One's hosts. Way better than Perpetua and her stupid DOOOOOOOOM MARTIAN/HUMAN HYBRID ARMY, one way or another y.y
She took over the multiverse and resurrected The Batman Who Laughs, and then spent most of Death Metal (or whatever it was called) in the background until BWL clobbered her with a planet. All entirely offscreen.
There was that one scene in Death Metal where the two had a slugfest, and then BWL cocooned her in fragments of the Source Wall and that was the end of that.
IIRC she wanted to destroy the multiverse because reasons but then the Batman who Laughs possessed the body of a Bruce Wayne/Doctor Manhattan merge from the Dark Multiverse and killed her in order to be the sole ruler of the new, corrupted multiverse. ... Yes, really.
IIRC she didn't want to destroy it, just corrupt it into her vision of predatory multiverse to use it to attack her fellow creators... and take over the world! Like every night.
Yeah. I got the distinct impression that it took the form of a hand mainly so there could be that big visual of it and the bright hand reaching out of Heaven clasping and striking a balance.
Well, that and the titanic universe re-creating version of the Spectre wrestling with the thumb only to be crushed by the other fingers clenching around him.
Not really, I think it was supposed to be the corporate aspect of comics. He had the Ultra symbol because of course we live in a reality of predatory capitalism and all that. Still, I guess this is a detour from the route Morrison was taking, unless one tries to tie the Great Darkness to the DC editorial.
As an attempt to create a linear narrative out of decades worth of crossovers, retcons, and crisises, this one is pretty clean and easy to work with, as long as the story doesn't do something to invalidate before the conclusion. I mean, played right, it could continue to provide framework for future stories as well.
Who am I kidding, someone will come along to explain that the Great Darkness is but the SHADOW of THEIR new big bad reality-threatening whatsit.
Okay, this sucks. This just fucking sucks. I'm not usually that type of fan, but Alan Moore's Swamp Thing being one of the first real comics I read, I don't just know, I FEEL just how soulless this garbage is.
No joke, I think Joshua Williamson might be everything that's wrong with modern DC comics? He's not the worst writer certainly, but he has the reduction of all the wildly different styles and settings into generic house style sameness, continuity porn for the sake of it, the constant need to abitrarily raise the stakes that doesn't translate to anything visibly different, focus above all else on cute character interactions at expense of arcs and meaningful development, and the fucking literalism, the inability to understand or even have any metaphor for any of the comics bullshit he's using, the writing having all the meaning and imagination of smashing toys together.
Yeah, I kinda feel like this too. This just doesn't seem to get the whole otherness in how the Great Darkness portrayed as originally. And its motivations, its quest to understand rather than destroy (though it was willing to destroy unless it got its answer).
Considering he's also doing a "Batman" run that involves Batman, Inc., but without doing anything meaningful with the characters...it does feel like he's been hired to take Morrison projects and fold them back into the generic DC IP mill.
It doesn't work with Morrison any better than it did with Moore. In fact it comes off as rather cringey and badly-written-fanfic-esque.
Oh my gosh, I know Death Metal basically ended with them going “screw it, nothing matters, go nuts”, but we just got done with the last big Crisis-explaining event!
And how ironic, considering it was based on "Spider-Men", itself a story that Joe Quesada once said would only come about if Marvel had truly run out of ideas...
Morrison: "The 'Oblivion Machine' is a metaphorical term for corporate-produced entertainment, a soulless machine that distracts people from their life's purpose until they're too old to fight back."
Williamson: "Naw man! I think it'd just be BETTER if it was a literal big old machine to make a huge generic Big Bad that the Empty Hand wants to wake up."
Morrison: "The 'Empty Hand' is meant to be me, and creators like us. His hand is empty because he's only creating to consume. He's a cosmic landlord demanding his rent money from idealistic dreams. That's why his minions are called the Gentry."
Williamson: "NOPE! He's a generic space god and his hand is empty because he's been waiting for a weapon to hold in it! Nothing has any more than surface meaning! COMICS!"
Still wanna know what was her plan with merging Wildstorm universe with DCU. Maybe she had foreseen Doomsday Clock and wanted to make Superman and the Authority as an apology?
But the reasoning given at the end of Flashpoint way back when was that a mysterious "Them" had separated the Wildstorm and Vertigo lines from the regular DC verse "in preparation for their arrival".
Whoever "They" were and why exactly their plan required this was never said. (Or if it was, whoever knows is keeping very quiet about it.)
Pretty sure it had something to do with Darkseid and/or the Anti-Monitor and/or whatever destroyed the Crime Syndicate's world leading into Forever Evil (I may have repeated myself there) but nobody cared to follow up on it. Maybe in Doomsday Clock? I didn't even pay attention to the scans on that one so I don't know.
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Date: 2022-02-02 12:30 am (UTC)Sure hope the former doesn't end up giving the latter more of a reputation than it deserves, again.
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Date: 2022-02-02 12:51 am (UTC)... instead it's Alan Moore's writing.
So, almost but not quite?
It's... Old White Man's Fan!
This is, what, the... fourth, fifth being that's turned out to be Behind Everything All Along now?
(also, quick question: Who's the shadowy one between SBP and Mister Mind?)
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Date: 2022-02-02 01:07 am (UTC)EDIT: Just found this on the CBR forums: "I believe that that's the sentient form of the Anti-Life Equation that everyone ganged up on in Starlin's Cosmic Odyssey, a series that is mostly notable because it turned John Stewart into an emotional wreck for at least a decade."
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Date: 2022-02-02 01:21 am (UTC)Which I'm guessing is what that up there's going for?
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Date: 2022-02-02 01:03 am (UTC)Way better than Perpetua and her stupid DOOOOOOOOM MARTIAN/HUMAN HYBRID ARMY, one way or another y.y
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Date: 2022-02-02 01:13 am (UTC)All entirely offscreen.
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Date: 2022-02-02 01:19 am (UTC)...
Yes, really.
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Date: 2022-02-03 12:55 am (UTC)Well, that and the titanic universe re-creating version of the Spectre wrestling with the thumb only to be crushed by the other fingers clenching around him.
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Date: 2022-02-02 01:08 am (UTC)I vaguely remember that in DC The Multiversity Ultra Comics
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Date: 2022-02-02 01:23 am (UTC)Still, I guess this is a detour from the route Morrison was taking, unless one tries to tie the Great Darkness to the DC editorial.
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Date: 2022-02-02 01:25 am (UTC)Who am I kidding, someone will come along to explain that the Great Darkness is but the SHADOW of THEIR new big bad reality-threatening whatsit.
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Date: 2022-02-02 09:51 pm (UTC)Distinguishable by having a non-metal arm and red bits on his outfit.
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Date: 2022-02-02 08:55 am (UTC)No joke, I think Joshua Williamson might be everything that's wrong with modern DC comics? He's not the worst writer certainly, but he has the reduction of all the wildly different styles and settings into generic house style sameness, continuity porn for the sake of it, the constant need to abitrarily raise the stakes that doesn't translate to anything visibly different, focus above all else on cute character interactions at expense of arcs and meaningful development, and the fucking literalism, the inability to understand or even have any metaphor for any of the comics bullshit he's using, the writing having all the meaning and imagination of smashing toys together.
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Date: 2022-02-02 02:23 pm (UTC)It doesn't work with Morrison any better than it did with Moore. In fact it comes off as rather cringey and badly-written-fanfic-esque.
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Date: 2022-02-02 02:48 pm (UTC)Williamson: "Naw man! I think it'd just be BETTER if it was a literal big old machine to make a huge generic Big Bad that the Empty Hand wants to wake up."
Morrison: "The 'Empty Hand' is meant to be me, and creators like us. His hand is empty because he's only creating to consume. He's a cosmic landlord demanding his rent money from idealistic dreams. That's why his minions are called the Gentry."
Williamson: "NOPE! He's a generic space god and his hand is empty because he's been waiting for a weapon to hold in it! Nothing has any more than surface meaning! COMICS!"
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Date: 2022-02-02 06:05 pm (UTC)And what was her deal?
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Date: 2022-02-02 06:19 pm (UTC)Yes, it was anti-climactic and showed how bad DC was at planning.
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Date: 2022-02-03 12:11 pm (UTC)But the reasoning given at the end of Flashpoint way back when was that a mysterious "Them" had separated the Wildstorm and Vertigo lines from the regular DC verse "in preparation for their arrival".
Whoever "They" were and why exactly their plan required this was never said.
(Or if it was, whoever knows is keeping very quiet about it.)
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