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Date: 2018-04-19 02:37 pm (UTC)Seriously, all of this in order to trick a pair of aliens.
Superman, JUST FUCKING PUNCH THEM. PUNCH THE BAD GUYS. HOW HARD IS THAT? YOU DON'T NEED TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS NONSENSE.
And this was all planned, Superman mad this whole contingency plan, and apparently he made ones for Lois and Perry if the text is to be believed. Can you imagine Supes sitting down with them and like "Okay Jimmy, if aliens come, I want you to put on this Helmet and pretend your evil, then shoot me with a gun that will make them think I've turned into the Devil, then i will make a fake deal with the devil with Perry, then when the aliens are convinced I am evil we will board the ship, and the shrunken Kryptonians in my horns will wreck their shit, its foolproof! They'll never see it coming!"
Seriously, no one at any point just raised their hand and was like "Superman, this sounds like the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life." No one?
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Date: 2018-04-20 03:49 am (UTC)So either Brainiac was overselling his races genius, or the other Coluans collectively decided to install Windows Vista while Brainiac was out.
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Date: 2018-04-20 01:48 pm (UTC)Superman goes in swinging, someone accidentally bumps up against it, and he's gonna have to get another bottle in the fortress for Metropolis.
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Date: 2018-04-20 05:00 pm (UTC)But I see your point, clearly Civil War could have been averted if the New Warriors, in Lieu of going in and fighting Nitro, instead put on an elaborate and nonsensical stage play where they pretend to turn into literal demons and arrange a mob boss to become Mayor of Stanford, only to have Ant Man and Wasp pop out of a Pinata and knock out Nitro, revealing the r use.
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Date: 2018-04-19 09:27 pm (UTC)It must have been really cramped inside those horns.
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Date: 2018-04-20 12:50 am (UTC)Why the hell would Superman have a Hate-Helmet lying around, though?
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