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Bendis comics don't sound like that.

"What do they sound like?"
What do they sound like? They sound like a Bendis comic.
"Like a Bendis comic?"
Like a Bendis comic.
"But what does a Bendis comic sound like?"
It... uh, it sounds like a Bendis comic (sorry if that came out rude). Usually there's a lot of talking.
"Talking?"
Hey, rude much? Anyway, yeah, there's talking. It can either be a long monologue or two characters having a back and forth. People who don't like him, and there are a few of those, say it usually don't contain a lot of, y'know, actual information.
"Huh. Yeah, I could see that."
It's just two characters, usually stating the obvious. Sometimes one of them will say something, then the other will repeat it.
"That's... that's so weird."
I know, right? Oh, and once they've repeated it, they'll probably make some kind of observation, maybe say things are weird. He likes having people say things are weird.
"Does he?"
Oh, yeah. Dude loves him some long, rambling conversations. It's not... it's not bad, but if you don't like it, it gets really annoying fast. And it does take up a lot of unnecessary space.
"... wait, aren't we basically doing that right now?"
... ah. Crap.