The Wedding You Never Expected To See!
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scans_dailyHi folks!
It's been a while since we last checked in on our favorite hideously-scarred bounty hunter, so let's do that.
This scene does not appear in this issue. What does is a wedding you were never expecting to see; SPOILERS for All Star Western #26.
We open back in the Weird West, with some bounty hunters trying to claim jump Tallulah Black's latest kill. They fare badly.
Who's the babydaddy?
After a kindly gentleman allows Jonah Hex to have his seat on the train, Hex snoozes until he reaches a dusty little town, where a parson waits to greet him.
It is, of course, a trap. After Hex and Black finish killing everyone else in the church, they share a moment of true happiness.
And having experienced true happiness, Jonah reverts to his other personality of Angelus and kills Tallulah.
Kidding! Jonah suddenly realizes he's in a New 52 comic book where no hero can get/stay married or experience any form of long-term happiness, and kills Tallulah as an act of mercy before editorial can get at her.
And then we rejoin the actual plot, already in progress. Won't tell you anything about that.
Your thoughts and comments?
SKJAM!
It's been a while since we last checked in on our favorite hideously-scarred bounty hunter, so let's do that.
This scene does not appear in this issue. What does is a wedding you were never expecting to see; SPOILERS for All Star Western #26.
We open back in the Weird West, with some bounty hunters trying to claim jump Tallulah Black's latest kill. They fare badly.
Who's the babydaddy?
After a kindly gentleman allows Jonah Hex to have his seat on the train, Hex snoozes until he reaches a dusty little town, where a parson waits to greet him.
It is, of course, a trap. After Hex and Black finish killing everyone else in the church, they share a moment of true happiness.
And having experienced true happiness, Jonah reverts to his other personality of Angelus and kills Tallulah.
Kidding! Jonah suddenly realizes he's in a New 52 comic book where no hero can get/stay married or experience any form of long-term happiness, and kills Tallulah as an act of mercy before editorial can get at her.
And then we rejoin the actual plot, already in progress. Won't tell you anything about that.
Your thoughts and comments?
SKJAM!
